Mass media and Chip

The past few weeks we've been under the media spell regarding the Casey Anthony trial. Most people are raging mad at the case, it's all that's been discussed by legal talking heads (see: Nancy Grace and Jane Velez-Mitchell)

Watching this case unfold with anyone next to you other than Chip would be a complete nonsense waste of time. His commentary during the trial recaps, or while the commentators on HLN were throwing out their theories always opens the door for an onslaught of Chipisms.

My favorite of all, that I can at least recall immediately:

Chip: "All of these people and their opinions. You know. Opinions are just noises people make."

or when Nancy Grace signs off and says, "Goodnight friend."

Chip: "Friend? She's speaking to air. She has no idea who she's referring to, I am not her friend, you are not her friend, we are not even part of her life."

In my opinion, I found the best comedy this morning when I got on the interwebble and found a few juicy and hilarious nuggets. The first of the following two images sent me into a giggle fest, I love it when companies fuck up. But at least they immediately corrected it. Well done. Now, gimme a donut:

(if you don't get this, go watch Dexter ASAP. Michael C. Hall is enough of a reason. Just sayin.)

PS: I want to state on the record, I do think the justice system proved to work. I didn't say she was innocent, but if we are to look at this past our own biases, the prosecution did not do their job. These dumb Americans screaming "Justice Failed" need to go back to high school government class and pay better attention.